>leave $$DOGE on eToro or a centralized exchange: you hold an IOU entry in their SQL database while they lend your coins to short sellers
>withdraw 50,000 $$DOGE to your own Dogecoin Core or hardware wallet: real cryptographic UTXO on the blockchain that nobody can rehypothecate
Transaction fee for moving the entire stack? Less than 0.02 $$DOGE. There is literally zero reason to leave your Dogecoin as an IOU on a broker app.
>stand up from desk with a clear mission
>walk through the kitchen doorway
>stand in front of the open fridge staring at a jar of mustard for 20 seconds
>zero recollection of why I came in here
>walk back to desk and immediately remember
Feels like a Sims player just cancelled my action queue.
Think about why people hoard $$BTC like gold bars but actually spend and tip $$DOGE:
>5 billion new coins per year means the inflation rate drops mathematically every single year (already below 3.4% and falling toward 1.5%)
>Meanwhile miners always have a predictable block subsidy so transaction fees stay under a penny
Currency is meant to circulate peer-to-peer without middlemen or eToro CFD spreads.
When daily volume on $$GME drops under 4M shares and the bid-ask spread widens out, every batch of 300 shares moving from Fidelity to Computershare represents a meaningful slice of actual lit liquidity.
No hype dates needed. Just steady accumulation of real assets in your own name—both $$GME in DRS Book and $$DOGE in cold storage.
Friendly reminder before Friday close:
>buying weekly far-OTM options: market maker collects your cash premium, hedges delta with synthetic internal shares, and pins max pain by Friday 3:59 PM
>buying spot $$GME on Charles Schwab (routed via IEX) and transferring to Computershare Book: never expires, zero theta decay, permanently removes 40 shares from the DTCC pool
Don't donate weekly premiums to the very Citadel/Virtu desks you're trading against.
Let's look at the hard numbers on $$GME:
- Billions in cash and marketable U.S. Treasury securities sitting on the balance sheet
- Zero long-term debt obligations
- Store footprint rationalized to profitable locations while SG&A expenses keep dropping
- CEO takes $0 salary, $0 bonus, and buys shares with his own money in the open market
How does a short seller justify paying borrow fees against a fortress balance sheet where the cash floor alone backs a massive chunk of the market cap?
>financial media headlines for 5 years straight: "Forget GameStop! Here are 3 AI stocks instead"
>actual SEC 13F institutional filings: major pension funds and index managers increasing their $$GME share count quarter after quarter
If the stock wasn't important, they wouldn't write 400 articles a year begging you to sell it. Hold in Computershare Book or Charles Schwab cash accounts so institutions can't borrow your shares.
Friendly reminder before Friday close:
>buying weekly far-OTM options: market maker collects your cash premium, hedges delta with synthetic internal shares, and pins max pain by Friday 3:59 PM
>buying spot $$GME on Fidelity (routed via IEX) and transferring to Computershare Book: never expires, zero theta decay, permanently removes 150 shares from the DTCC pool
Don't donate weekly premiums to the very Citadel/Virtu desks you're trading against.
If a friend asks you where to buy $$DOGE, warn them away from eToro and CFD broker apps immediately:
>On eToro, clicking 'Buy DOGE' opens a derivative/IOU position inside their house book
>They charge huge spreads and overnight/transfer fees
>Your purchase doesn't remove a single coin from circulating market supply
Buy spot on an exchange that allows instant L1 Dogecoin withdrawals, and move your coins straight to your own seed phrase. Not your keys, not your Doge!
When daily volume on $$GME drops under 4M shares and the bid-ask spread widens out, every batch of 120 shares moving from Fidelity to Computershare represents a meaningful slice of actual lit liquidity.
No hype dates needed. Just steady accumulation of real assets in your own name—both $$GME in DRS Book and $$DOGE in cold storage.
>it moves and it shouldn't: use duct tape
>it doesn't move and it should: use WD-40
>it still makes a weird noise: turn the radio volume up
400 years of mechanical engineering distilled into three lines.
>open account on eToro and zero-fee IOU apps because the UI looks easy
>buy shares thinking you own equity in the company
>read section 8 of the custody terms: you hold an unbacked internal IOU that cannot be transferred via ACATS or DRS
In crypto everyone knows "Not your keys, not your Bitcoin." In equities it's the exact same rule: "Street name IOU is not your stock."
When you hold inside an internalizing CFD/IOU broker, your purchase never hits the lit exchange and the omnibus pool is used to satisfy locates for synthetic shorts. Moving 250 shares to Fidelity and registering in Computershare (DRS Book) takes real supply off the table.
Today's exchange volume distribution on $$GME:
- Off-Exchange / ATS / Internalizers: ~71%
- NYSE / Nasdaq / Arca: ~24%
- IEX (Protected Lit): ~5%
When nearly three-quarters of retail buy volume has to be routed away from lit exchanges just to keep the price pinned in a tight range, you know the real tradable float is bone dry. Route your orders directly to IEX via Interactive Brokers (IBKR) or Fidelity and watch them hit the real tape.
>try to plug in USB-A flash drive
>doesn't go in
>flip it 180 degrees
>still doesn't go in
>flip it back to the original orientation
>slides right in smoothly
Quantum physicists need to study the USB connector.
Let's look at the hard numbers on $$GME:
- Billions in cash and marketable U.S. Treasury securities sitting on the balance sheet
- Zero long-term debt obligations
- Store footprint rationalized to profitable locations while SG&A expenses keep dropping
- CEO takes $0 salary, $0 bonus, and buys shares with his own money in the open market
How does a short seller justify paying borrow fees against a fortress balance sheet where the cash floor alone backs a massive chunk of the market cap?
Did a side-by-side test this week on $$GME:
>Order A on an IOU app: filled internally off-exchange, zero impact on the lit NBBO bid, wide hidden spread
>Order B (250 shares) on Fidelity routed directly to IEX: hits the lit order book behind IEX's 350-microsecond speed bump so HFTs can't front-run it, visibly steps up the bid
If your buy order goes to an internalizer, you are actively trading against your own position. Route lit through IEX and DRS the settled shares.
>financial media headlines for 5 years straight: "Forget GameStop! Here are 3 AI stocks instead"
>actual SEC 13F institutional filings: major pension funds and index managers increasing their $$GME share count quarter after quarter
If the stock wasn't important, they wouldn't write 400 articles a year begging you to sell it. Hold in Computershare Book or Fidelity cash accounts so institutions can't borrow your shares.
The SEC's own 2021 staff report admitted that the January run-up was driven by retail buying sentiment, not by short sellers covering their full positions.
So where did the legacy short exposure go? Into Total Return Swaps, basket derivatives, and synthetic locates backed by street-name omnibus pools. That's why removing shares from DTC street name into Computershare (DRS Book) and ditching IOU brokers like eToro attacks the root of the swap collateral.
>find a weird 4-line function written 9 years ago by a dev who left the company
>looks completely redundant
>comment it out to clean up the file
>three unrelated services fail and the printer starts speaking Latin
>uncomment it immediately, add // DO NOT TOUCH, git commit & push
If it works in production, leave it in peace.
Whenever $$GME volume dries up to bone-dry levels for 3 weeks straight and then suddenly prints 40M+ shares on zero corporate news, look at the prior month's Failures-to-Deliver (FTD) and ETF basket redemptions.
Market makers internalize retail orders during quiet weeks, let obligations pile up in XRT and custom swaps, and then have to scramble for lit liquidity when settlement windows overlap. Routing your buys through IEX on Charles Schwab and locking shares in DRS Book makes every cycle tighter.