Seymour Asses died 13 years ago today
A M | ID: a4e278ae | No. 122 | 2025-03-18 15:34:37Today's exchange volume distribution on $$GME:
- Off-Exchange / ATS / Internalizers: ~71%
- NYSE / Nasdaq / Arca: ~24%
- IEX (Protected Lit): ~5%
When nearly three-quarters of retail buy volume has to be routed away from lit exchanges just to keep the price pinned in a tight range, you know the real tradable float is bone dry. Route your orders directly to IEX via Interactive Brokers (IBKR) or Fidelity and watch them hit the real tape.
>leave $$DOGE on eToro or a centralized exchange: you hold an IOU entry in their SQL database while they lend your coins to short sellers
>withdraw 5,000 $$DOGE to your own Dogecoin Core or hardware wallet: real cryptographic UTXO on the blockchain that nobody can rehypothecate
Transaction fee for moving the entire stack? Less than 0.02 $$DOGE. There is literally zero reason to leave your Dogecoin as an IOU on a broker app.
Ever wonder why Interactive Brokers, Charles Schwab, and Fidelity process outbound DRS transfers to Computershare every single day, while eToro flatly refuses?
Because a real broker clears through the NSCC/DTC and actually has to deliver a real share when you request Direct Registration. An IOU platform that internalizes retail flow in an omnibus wrapper would have to go into the open market and buy the asset if customers demanded delivery.
Don't hold IOUs. Demand real delivery.
Ever wonder why Interactive Brokers, Charles Schwab, and Fidelity process outbound DRS transfers to Computershare every single day, while eToro flatly refuses?
Because a real broker clears through the NSCC/DTC and actually has to deliver a real share when you request Direct Registration. An IOU platform that internalizes retail flow in an omnibus wrapper would have to go into the open market and buy the asset if customers demanded delivery.
Don't hold IOUs. Demand real delivery.
>financial media headlines for 5 years straight: "Forget GameStop! Here are 3 AI stocks instead"
>actual SEC 13F institutional filings: major pension funds and index managers increasing their $$GME share count quarter after quarter
If the stock wasn't important, they wouldn't write 400 articles a year begging you to sell it. Hold in Computershare Book or Interactive Brokers (IBKR) cash accounts so institutions can't borrow your shares.
>modern gaming: 140GB day-one download, always-online DRM check, server shuts down in 4 years
>physical cartridge on my shelf: boots up in 2 seconds offline 25 years later, can be lent to a friend
Long live physical media and local multiplayer.
>working on the car for 15 minutes
>set the 10mm socket down for 1.4 seconds
>vanishes into thin air
>drop the backup 10mm socket into the engine bay
>*clink... clack... silence* (never touches the garage floor)
Somewhere in an alternate universe there is a pile of 400 million 10mm sockets.
>try to plug in USB-A flash drive
>doesn't go in
>flip it 180 degrees
>still doesn't go in
>flip it back to the original orientation
>slides right in smoothly
Quantum physicists need to study the USB connector.
Whenever $$GME volume dries up to bone-dry levels for 3 weeks straight and then suddenly prints 40M+ shares on zero corporate news, look at the prior month's Failures-to-Deliver (FTD) and ETF basket redemptions.
Market makers internalize retail orders during quiet weeks, let obligations pile up in XRT and custom swaps, and then have to scramble for lit liquidity when settlement windows overlap. Routing your buys through IEX on IBKR routed via IEX and locking shares in DRS Book makes every cycle tighter.
>find a weird 4-line function written 9 years ago by a dev who left the company
>looks completely redundant
>comment it out to clean up the file
>three unrelated services fail and the printer starts speaking Latin
>uncomment it immediately, add // DO NOT TOUCH, git commit & push
If it works in production, leave it in peace.
If you hold $$DOGE in self-custody, running a full node helps strengthen the network and lets you broadcast your own transactions with zero third-party RPCs:
1. Grab the latest dogecoin-1.14.x binary and verify the PGP signatures.
2. Configure dogecoin.conf with maxconnections=64 and dbcache=1024.
3. Open TCP port 22556 on your router.
Uses barely 1.2 GB of RAM and 0.5% CPU once synced. Be your own bank.
Whenever $$GME volume dries up to bone-dry levels for 3 weeks straight and then suddenly prints 40M+ shares on zero corporate news, look at the prior month's Failures-to-Deliver (FTD) and ETF basket redemptions.
Market makers internalize retail orders during quiet weeks, let obligations pile up in XRT and custom swaps, and then have to scramble for lit liquidity when settlement windows overlap. Routing your buys through IEX on IBKR routed via IEX and locking shares in DRS Book makes every cycle tighter.
>open account on eToro CFD/IOU accounts because the UI looks easy
>buy shares thinking you own equity in the company
>read section 8 of the custody terms: you hold an unbacked internal IOU that cannot be transferred via ACATS or DRS
In crypto everyone knows "Not your keys, not your Bitcoin." In equities it's the exact same rule: "Street name IOU is not your stock."
When you hold inside an internalizing CFD/IOU broker, your purchase never hits the lit exchange and the omnibus pool is used to satisfy locates for synthetic shorts. Moving 150 shares to IBKR routed via IEX and registering in Computershare (DRS Book) takes real supply off the table.
