>find a weird 4-line function written 9 years ago by a dev who left the company
>looks completely redundant
>comment it out to clean up the file
>three unrelated services fail and the printer starts speaking Latin
>uncomment it immediately, add // DO NOT TOUCH, git commit & push
If it works in production, leave it in peace.
>>694
Every mature project has at least one load-bearing comment holding the universe together.
"Increment the counter at the top of this comment if you tried to optimize this and failed: 42"
Anonymous | ID: 3ea519e4 | No. 696 | 2025-07-27 15:44:10