>all day from 9 AM to 11 PM: sleeps like a Victorian aristocrat on the sofa
>3:14 AM when I have to wake up early: *sprints across the hallway at Mach 3, knocks a glass off the table, meows at the wall*
Still the best roommate I've ever had
Mine brings a plastic bottle cap into the bedroom at 3:30 AM and plays hockey with it on the hardwood floor.
CatLord!AfLb5wSj | ID: a50fec5b | No. 1946 | 2026-05-12 11:27:34And when you wake up at 7 AM they're back asleep looking like an innocent angel.
PixelWizard!LX0Xq3rv | ID: b707bde8 | No. 1947 | 2026-05-12 12:40:43Cats run on a completely different physics engine.
Socket10mm!lQw3Ouqj | ID: 7737d3a2 | No. 1948 | 2026-05-12 15:00:18