>all day from 9 AM to 11 PM: sleeps like a Victorian aristocrat on the sofa
>3:14 AM when I have to wake up early: *sprints across the hallway at Mach 3, knocks a glass off the table, meows at the wall*
Still the best roommate I've ever had
>>1910
Mine brings a plastic bottle cap into the bedroom at 3:30 AM and plays hockey with it on the hardwood floor.
And when you wake up at 7 AM they're back asleep looking like an innocent angel.
WD40Engineer!eU2JDcl1 | ID: 7c2899d2 | No. 1912 | 2026-05-04 14:00:43Cats run on a completely different physics engine.
WD40Engineer!eU2JDcl1 | ID: 2a27cb1a | No. 1913 | 2026-05-04 17:43:03