Look at the architecture running this board:
- Every write pre-renders static HTML, RSS (feed.xml), and JSON (cache/api/*.json)
- Reads are served directly by Apache's C handler straight from Linux page cache (0 PHP processes, 0 SQL queries on read)
- Images are sharded into uploads/c1/c2/c3/c4/c5/c6/{md5}.png so no directory ever hits inode contention and any hex prefix can be mounted on remote storage
You could throw a front-page traffic tsunami at this setup and CPU usage wouldn't even blink.
Fastest loading board on the internet right now. Pages render in one TCP round-trip.
FlatSix!EXT8RNrL | ID: f3db25cf | No. 2258 | 2026-07-23 11:50:23No React hydration lag, no 8MB JavaScript bundles, just pure HTML/CSS and instant responses.
DogeCoreDev!.0IAI6Yi | ID: 8cf3c60f | No. 2259 | 2026-07-23 14:01:16