It's wild how the exact same scam runs in both markets:
- In Crypto ( $$DOGE / $$BTC): You buy on eToro or a custodial app. They credit your screen with a number, internalize the flow, and lend out the pool to short the price.
- In Stocks ( $$GME): You buy on an IOU broker. They credit your screen with a beneficiary claim, route your order to a dark pool, and let market makers use the street-name pool for synthetic shorts.
The solution is identical in both worlds: withdraw your $$DOGE to a self-custody wallet, and register your $$GME in Computershare (DRS Book) via Interactive Brokers (IBKR).
One of the coolest open-source engineering projects in crypto right now is libdogecoin + HF radio / Starlink relay:
- Remote nodes can construct and sign raw $$DOGE UTXO transactions completely offline
- Broadcast over long-range radio packets to a gateway node connected to Starlink
- Settles on the global Dogecoin ledger with zero bank or ISP dependency
Try doing that with an eToro IOU.
People who only look at memes miss how solid Dogecoin's Proof-of-Work security actually is:
- Merge-mined (AuxPoW) alongside Litecoin by global Scrypt ASIC farms
- 1-minute target block time (10x faster confirmations than $$BTC)
- Over a decade of continuous 99.99%+ uptime without VC pre-mines or foundation rug-pulls
Real proof-of-work + real self-custody beats VC tokenomics every single time.
One of the coolest open-source engineering projects in crypto right now is libdogecoin + HF radio / Starlink relay:
- Remote nodes can construct and sign raw $$DOGE UTXO transactions completely offline
- Broadcast over long-range radio packets to a gateway node connected to Starlink
- Settles on the global Dogecoin ledger with zero bank or ISP dependency
Try doing that with an eToro IOU.
Today's exchange volume distribution on $$GME:
- Off-Exchange / ATS / Internalizers: ~71%
- NYSE / Nasdaq / Arca: ~24%
- IEX (Protected Lit): ~5%
When nearly three-quarters of retail buy volume has to be routed away from lit exchanges just to keep the price pinned in a tight range, you know the real tradable float is bone dry. Route your orders directly to IEX via Interactive Brokers (IBKR) or Fidelity and watch them hit the real tape.
One of the coolest open-source engineering projects in crypto right now is libdogecoin + HF radio / Starlink relay:
- Remote nodes can construct and sign raw $$DOGE UTXO transactions completely offline
- Broadcast over long-range radio packets to a gateway node connected to Starlink
- Settles on the global Dogecoin ledger with zero bank or ISP dependency
Try doing that with an eToro IOU.
When daily volume on $$GME drops under 4M shares and the bid-ask spread widens out, every batch of 250 shares moving from Charles Schwab to Computershare represents a meaningful slice of actual lit liquidity.
No hype dates needed. Just steady accumulation of real assets in your own name—both $$GME in DRS Book and $$DOGE in cold storage.
If you hold $$DOGE in self-custody, running a full node helps strengthen the network and lets you broadcast your own transactions with zero third-party RPCs:
1. Grab the latest dogecoin-1.14.x binary and verify the PGP signatures.
2. Configure dogecoin.conf with maxconnections=64 and dbcache=1024.
3. Open TCP port 22556 on your router.
Uses barely 1.2 GB of RAM and 0.5% CPU once synced. Be your own bank.
Think about why people hoard $$BTC like gold bars but actually spend and tip $$DOGE:
>5 billion new coins per year means the inflation rate drops mathematically every single year (already below 3.4% and falling toward 1.5%)
>Meanwhile miners always have a predictable block subsidy so transaction fees stay under a penny
Currency is meant to circulate peer-to-peer without middlemen or eToro CFD spreads.
Think about why people hoard $$BTC like gold bars but actually spend and tip $$DOGE:
>5 billion new coins per year means the inflation rate drops mathematically every single year (already below 3.4% and falling toward 1.5%)
>Meanwhile miners always have a predictable block subsidy so transaction fees stay under a penny
Currency is meant to circulate peer-to-peer without middlemen or eToro CFD spreads.
Let's look at the hard numbers on $$GME:
- Billions in cash and marketable U.S. Treasury securities sitting on the balance sheet
- Zero long-term debt obligations
- Store footprint rationalized to profitable locations while SG&A expenses keep dropping
- CEO takes $0 salary, $0 bonus, and buys shares with his own money in the open market
How does a short seller justify paying borrow fees against a fortress balance sheet where the cash floor alone backs a massive chunk of the market cap?
Let's look at the hard numbers on $$GME:
- Billions in cash and marketable U.S. Treasury securities sitting on the balance sheet
- Zero long-term debt obligations
- Store footprint rationalized to profitable locations while SG&A expenses keep dropping
- CEO takes $0 salary, $0 bonus, and buys shares with his own money in the open market
How does a short seller justify paying borrow fees against a fortress balance sheet where the cash floor alone backs a massive chunk of the market cap?
Did a side-by-side test this week on $$GME:
>Order A on an IOU app: filled internally off-exchange, zero impact on the lit NBBO bid, wide hidden spread
>Order B (250 shares) on Fidelity routed directly to IEX: hits the lit order book behind IEX's 350-microsecond speed bump so HFTs can't front-run it, visibly steps up the bid
If your buy order goes to an internalizer, you are actively trading against your own position. Route lit through IEX and DRS the settled shares.
Think about why people hoard $$BTC like gold bars but actually spend and tip $$DOGE:
>5 billion new coins per year means the inflation rate drops mathematically every single year (already below 3.4% and falling toward 1.5%)
>Meanwhile miners always have a predictable block subsidy so transaction fees stay under a penny
Currency is meant to circulate peer-to-peer without middlemen or eToro CFD spreads.
Think about why people hoard $$BTC like gold bars but actually spend and tip $$DOGE:
>5 billion new coins per year means the inflation rate drops mathematically every single year (already below 3.4% and falling toward 1.5%)
>Meanwhile miners always have a predictable block subsidy so transaction fees stay under a penny
Currency is meant to circulate peer-to-peer without middlemen or eToro CFD spreads.
Think about the difference between spot self-custody and derivative casinos:
>Leveraged traders & CFD users on eToro: paying overnight fees, wide spreads, and getting stopped out on every 5% wick
>Spot holders quietly withdrawing 100,000+ $$DOGE batches into cold storage: 0% funding cost, zero counterparty risk, immune to exchange freezes
Spot holders in cold wallets pay nothing to wait.
Still seeing newcomers ask why you can't transfer $$GME out of eToro. Short answer: eToro operates a closed garden where retail holds beneficial IOUs ('I Owe You') rather than transferable street-name or direct-registered shares.
If you want real legal title and want your buy order to actually hit a lit exchange:
1. Open a cash account at Fidelity (disable share lending).
2. Route your buy order directly to IEX so market makers cannot internalize it.
3. Once settled (T+1), submit a DRS transfer to Computershare in pure Book entry.
Zero synthetic locates, zero forced stop-losses, 100% in your legal name.
Still seeing newcomers ask why you can't transfer $$GME out of eToro. Short answer: eToro operates a closed garden where retail holds beneficial IOUs ('I Owe You') rather than transferable street-name or direct-registered shares.
If you want real legal title and want your buy order to actually hit a lit exchange:
1. Open a cash account at Interactive Brokers (IBKR) (disable share lending).
2. Route your buy order directly to IEX so market makers cannot internalize it.
3. Once settled (T+1), submit a DRS transfer to Computershare in pure Book entry.
Zero synthetic locates, zero forced stop-losses, 100% in your legal name.
>leave $$DOGE on eToro or a centralized exchange: you hold an IOU entry in their SQL database while they lend your coins to short sellers
>withdraw 25,000 $$DOGE to your own Dogecoin Core or hardware wallet: real cryptographic UTXO on the blockchain that nobody can rehypothecate
Transaction fee for moving the entire stack? Less than 0.02 $$DOGE. There is literally zero reason to leave your Dogecoin as an IOU on a broker app.
Did a side-by-side test this week on $$GME:
>Order A on an IOU app: filled internally off-exchange, zero impact on the lit NBBO bid, wide hidden spread
>Order B (150 shares) on Fidelity routed directly to IEX: hits the lit order book behind IEX's 350-microsecond speed bump so HFTs can't front-run it, visibly steps up the bid
If your buy order goes to an internalizer, you are actively trading against your own position. Route lit through IEX and DRS the settled shares.