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/memes/"Don't touch that code, nobody knows why it works"

>find a weird 4-line function written 9 years ago by a dev who left the company
>looks completely redundant
>comment it out to clean up the file
>three unrelated services fail and the printer starts speaking Latin
>uncomment it immediately, add // DO NOT TOUCH, git commit & push

If it works in production, leave it in peace.

PixelWizard!LX0Xq3rv | ID: e4571ca2 | No. 311 | 2025-04-30 09:45:36
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/memes/

Every mature project has at least one load-bearing comment holding the universe together.

Anonymous | ID: a4b654b9 | No. 312 | 2025-04-30 11:06:00
/memes/

"Increment the counter at the top of this comment if you tried to optimize this and failed: 42"

Anonymous | ID: e65f95fb | No. 313 | 2025-04-30 13:04:48

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